Work Fuck Off Mug
Brand New Toss at Work Mug!
“I can’t come in today, so fuck off.”
Weekend Ikea Mug
“Let’s go to Ikea.”
Choose tea, not meatballs yeah?
Periodic Table of Swearing Mug
The Periodic Table of Swearing contains a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking.
LAB Set of 3 Flasks
Made of science grade borosilicate glass, Jay presents the LAB range: bringing science chic into the home.
There are numerous uses for the flasks: vases, wine decanters, water jugs, grain or pulse recepticles. The LAB set of 3 flasks is unashamedly scholarly, unapologetically nerdy and undeniably cool.
Capacity 250ml each.
Roll your socks into a skull!
Why settle for dull socks in your top drawer? Take your socks off, roll them into a skull and practice your own version of Shakespeare’s Hamlet every morning. One size fits all, high quality cotton socks for that extra soft feeling.
Glass Tealight Holders
A set of 2 beautifully crafted glass skull tea light holders, to help you light up the dark.
Glass Skull Salt and Pepper Shakers
A set of beautifully crafted glass skull salt and pepper shakers.
Crystal Skull Container
A beautifully crafted glass skull container.There are a couple of ways to get your hands on your very own Crystal Skull. One is to become an adventure loving archaeologist and plunder the long lost tomb of some Aztec king. The other way is to buy one from Jay. Fill it with your favourite sweets, fruit, popcorn, miscellaneous junk or even use it as a vase. The possibilities are endless!
Skull Knife Block
Shaped like a human skull, except that it has 5 knives protruding from it for all your chopping needs. Including a Chef’s knife, carving knife, bread knife, utility knife and paring knife; your skull is ideal for adding a much sharper edge to your kitchen and your chopping repertoire!
Voodoo Knife Block
The voodoo knife block is instantly recognisable and has defined itself by its uniqueness: it is the perfect addition to any kitchen! The set comprises the holder (made of ABS plastic) and fives knives: bread, carving, utility, pairing and Chef’s Knives – all made form high grade vanadium steel to give a sharp edge that will last and serve you well.
This Bag Contains
This bag contains a gun, a bomb, a very large knife and loads of drugs! A black eco-cotton 38cm x 42cm tote bag with white print on one side.
Don’t Forget Your Fucking Keys Plate
Don’t Forget Your Fucking Keys! A 15cm (6″) porcelain plate with traditional gold rim, reminding you not to FORGET YOUR FUCKING KEYS – you’ll never leave without them now!